Somewhere in between fucking and movies, he goes, "Wanna get something to eat? [I would like to understand the next sentence] You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. and apparently it's not enough to say "I think I love my wife." The comedian/movie star is getting divorced from his wife, with whom he shares two children.They've been married since 1996, so in terms of Hollywood standards, he's been married for several lifetimes.
Chris Rock Does having a wife and kids change your act? Chris Rock The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair.
I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. "If they ain't cutting it off, I ain't paying." She would say, "The first bill is a suggestion.
If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. If they really want you to pay it, then they'll come and tap on your window." Her whole philosphy of life was: if you die owing money, then you've won. If you're one of the chosen few people in the world lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the s**t out of it!
The problem with relationships, people want too much. "The other day I said, 'Honey, it's gonna rain,' and he said rain too!
"We complete each other and finish each other's sentences. "It's incredible, my God." Nobody gets a soul mate.
"We gotta go to Iraq because they're the most dangerous country on Earth, they're the most dangerous regime in the world." If they so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole f***ing country? Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks.